记一次遇到 HIM

在 phoenixlzx 的服务器，phoenixlzx 说没有装奇怪的 mod，突然发现服务器传回奇怪的聊天内容：

Client> 2013-10-02 23:28:11 [CLIENT] [INFO] [CHAT] [Server] Herobrine is near you...
Client> 2013-10-02 23:28:18 [CLIENT] [INFO] [CHAT] <StarBrilliant> herobine...
Client> 2013-10-02 23:28:40 [CLIENT] [INFO] [CHAT] <Icewater> what is it
Client> 2013-10-02 23:28:57 [CLIENT] [INFO] [CHAT] <StarBrilliant> you don't know herobine?
Client> 2013-10-02 23:29:08 [CLIENT] [INFO] [CHAT] <Icewater> No, I don't
Client> 2013-10-02 23:29:28 [CLIENT] [INFO] [CHAT] 已设置床
Client> 2013-10-02 23:29:52 [CLIENT] [INFO] [CHAT] StarBrilliant 暂时离开了
Client> 2013-10-02 23:30:17 [CLIENT] [INFO] [CHAT] [Server] <Herobrine> You.
Client> 2013-10-02 23:30:23 [CLIENT] [INFO] [CHAT] StarBrilliant 回来了
Client> 2013-10-02 23:30:23 [CLIENT] [INFO] [CHAT] <StarBrilliant> herobine...
Client> 2013-10-02 23:31:06 [CLIENT] [INFO] [CHAT] [Server] <Herobrine> I'm watching.
Client> 2013-10-02 23:32:08 [CLIENT] [INFO] [CHAT] [Server] <Herobrine> Eyes...
Client> 2013-10-02 23:32:47 [CLIENT] [INFO] [CHAT] <StarBrilliant> .................
Client> 2013-10-02 23:33:11 [CLIENT] [INFO] [CHAT] <Icewater> kill
Client> 2013-10-02 23:35:03 [CLIENT] [INFO] [CHAT] [Server] <Herobrine> You, miner, StarBrilliant. You should expect me.
Client> 2013-10-02 23:35:11 [CLIENT] [INFO] [CHAT] <StarBrilliant> Herobine?
Client> 2013-10-02 23:37:18 [CLIENT] [INFO] [CHAT] [Server] <Herobrine> God will strike you.
Client> 2013-10-02 23:37:32 [CLIENT] [INFO] [CHAT] 你刚刚被雷击中了
Client> 2013-10-02 23:37:35 [CLIENT] [INFO] [CHAT] <StarBrilliant> oh!
Client> 2013-10-02 23:37:48 [CLIENT] [INFO] [CHAT] <StarBrilliant> hi Herobine
Client> 2013-10-02 23:38:56 [CLIENT] [INFO] [CHAT] [Server] <Herobrine> God will strike you.
Client> 2013-10-02 23:38:58 [CLIENT] [INFO] [CHAT] 你刚刚被雷击中了
Client> 2013-10-02 23:39:09 [CLIENT] [INFO] [CHAT] 已设置床
Client> 2013-10-02 23:39:09 [CLIENT] [INFO] [CHAT] You can only sleep at night
Client> 2013-10-02 23:39:47 [CLIENT] [INFO] [CHAT] [Server] <Herobrine> You can never escape...
Client> 2013-10-02 23:39:59 [CLIENT] [INFO] [CHAT] 你刚刚被雷击中了
Client> 2013-10-02 23:40:10 [CLIENT] [INFO] [CHAT] <StarBrilliant> ...
Client> 2013-10-02 23:40:18 [CLIENT] [INFO] [CHAT] <StarBrilliant> HIM!
Client> 2013-10-02 23:40:23 [CLIENT] [INFO] [CHAT] <StarBrilliant> I saw HIM!
Client> 2013-10-02 23:41:17 [CLIENT] [INFO] [CHAT] <dmql> wait
Client> 2013-10-02 23:41:22 [CLIENT] [INFO] [CHAT] <StarBrilliant> I saw HIM!
Client> 2013-10-02 23:41:25 [CLIENT] [INFO] [CHAT] <StarBrilliant> I saw Herobine!
Client> 2013-10-02 23:41:55 [CLIENT] [INFO] [CHAT] [Server] <phoenixlzx> Herobrine please stop trolling my players. :-)
Client> 2013-10-02 23:42:06 [CLIENT] [INFO] [CHAT] <StarBrilliant> lol
Client> 2013-10-02 23:42:07 [CLIENT] [INFO] [CHAT] <Icewater> ................
Client> 2013-10-02 23:42:19 [CLIENT] [INFO] [CHAT] [Server] <Herobrine> Yes, Master.

哎……不知道是不是 phoenixlzx 在控制台干的，还是哪个 mod 干的好事。

Update: 谣言破解，原来是 phoenixlzx 装的 mod。好你个 phoenixlzx……